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MULISHA DEBUTS IN L.A.D.B.S OPEN DIVISION AT "NIGHTMARE ON BELLVUE"

For most, Oct 31st was a day full of hauntings, horror, candy and mischeif, but not for the Mulisha. They entered their first L.A.D.B.S open division tournament with the line up featuring a call up from the Mulishas AAA farm team, THE DGAF PIRATES in Redhawk, C.A Ryan "THE ROOK", as well as mulisha fifth man Steve Laster "The Master". The Mulisha opened up the tournament against "The Yankees of Dodgeball", the Cognac Attack. winning in traditional Mulisha fashion with Byrne aquiring 9 kills in the first best of three series. The troops had trouble overcoming the L.A.D.B.S veteran squad consisting of two 13 time all-stars Justin Hill and Eric "Bread Truck" Tillmans, along with 3 time Eastern Conference M.V.P Mike Alongi who handed The Mulisha their only loss in preliminery play. The troops
used their unorthodox strategy and firey gameplan to walk right into the #2 seed of the playoffs then right into the Championship Game. They met their only "nightmare" once again. "I remeber vividly breadtruck pointing at me in his realistically scary skeleton costume and gesturing that he was slicng my head off... (sob) and after that i was genuinley horrified." said Jordan Faas... "I still have dreams about it." That was when all Hell broke loose with Bread truck, Alongi, and Hill just making haste of the mulisha. "it was a blood bath... udder insanity, and i dont mean the Jenna Jameson film. Ok just picture the Holocaust, times that by about 25 notches and thats how bad we got owned." commented Team Captain Christian "Del Scorcho" Bernad. Overall the Mulisha finished 16-3 and took second.